Thursday, November 1, 2007

Boner of the Month Award

Yup You guessed it, once again, It's Craig Gernhardt!!!!!!!!

Not really a surprise, but you never know, those sluts Toni or Jocelyn might win it, maybe even hugh or tom Mannis!

But Craig gets the boner this month for his his blog's th birthday.

Actually, it's not for it's birthday, it's for the party Craigie Poo Poo is throwing for the celebration.

First off, it's at a bike event, in Las Vegas, so it's convenient for C. Poo Poo, and he can show off to all of you bloggers, henceforth, stroking his ego publically to get himself off.

Second, it's on Las Vegas, not Rogers Park, the home he claims to love and Cherish SOOOOOO Much.

Why not have the party in one of the local establishments that will still let you patronize them, or a place that does not know of you, your bullshit and your antics?
Why not have the party locally so EVERYONE can attend?
Why not have the party at one of the local businesses that would be helped by the financials of having a party at their establishment, rather than spen all of the money you would on the trip to the big wheel event, and give back to the community - even have a per person donation to help you and your supporters from having to foot the whole bill (we know how cheap you are)

Here a list of local buisnesses that could possibly hold and cater to such an event:

The Morseland?
Dukes?
Ennui?
Morse Gyros - you know the one you call gang gang gyros?
The Heartland Cafe - but they don't like you much there?
Panini Panini?
Charmers Cafe?
Poitin Stil?
Lakeside Cafe?
Ambrosia?
El Famous Burrito Place - recently Expanded?
The A and T Grill?
Thai Rice Cafe on Sheridan?
Cafe Suron?
Leona's?
Capt'n Nemo's?
Giordanos?
Fabi's on Clark (Former Location of Campeche)?
Grande Noodles?
Big Buns and Pita?

I could go on, but I am sure you get my point.
Why not try to give back to the community?

It's beacuse you are self centered, and egomaniac who needs to stroke his own ego, and worthelss.

Happy All Saints Day, now GO TO CHURCH!!! PRAY FOR YOUR SOUL!!!!!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

If they ever decide to give out a vote for 'Little Boner of the Month,' you've got my vote!!


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Damn, you are one pathetic little bitch!


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