The Week in Review - lets Translate Craigs B/S for you

The Week in Review
Well, it seems craigie poo is up to the same old bull shit again. But what else is new, so today we reveal the truths in his BULLSHIT!!!!!!! Are you ready??
SSA #24 Commissioners Window Still Broken
This means that Craigie poo Does not like Katy Hogan.
What, she would not give you head, hates you, but then again, most of Rogers Park thinks you’re an asshole and scumbag, so she’s not alone.

Get over her craigie poo, she was here before you and will be here after one of those dumb gangbangers wastes you.

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Tom Mannis over at the Rogers Park Bench also covered the DevCorp North tax-payer funded 'Circle Jerk' Mural ceremony. 

Notice in the edited Mannis version, hypocrite Katy Hogan, owner of the Red Line Saloon, still hasn't beautified her broken window. 

Yet, all the while, Katy has the nerve to tell other business owners how their storefronts should look.

BLOGNOTES: Hey Katy, why not just hold a secret SSA meeting and skim $200 bucks out of the Special Service Area Tax money? Hell, none of the other dumb SSA #24 tax-payers will notice. You can get your crappie looking window fixed. Call it a facade improvement - or something. Then, you can hold a pep-rally and pat yourself on the back.


* Mural Project Excites Bares

This post means that Kimberly thinks she is hot for Craigie.
We know he’s hot for her. Isn’t she the on that has been giving Craigie the finger, and that kid @ the Heartland said she was hitting on Craig? You talk about her lipstick – like other freaks in Rogers Park, but then again you are the top FREAK!!!!!

Well I bet she is hitting on you Craigie, got get some. You know you want to get laid by someone aside form the crack whores you hire or humping your fist.

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Anyone can put lipstick on a pig - but it's still going to be a pig. That's exactly what DevCorp North did with the Morse Avenue EL stop. The big hoopla regarding the Mural has turned out to be nothing more than painting over a rotted piece of wood. Or in this case, crumbling concrete.

Still, when you listen to Kim Bares, she'll praise this 'glued-on creation' as if it were one of seven great wonders of the world. The skill of telling a bold faced lie in public must be one of the qualities DevCorp North looks for in a executive director. 

After two major drug busts in two years and no end in site for closing the current crop of new drug salesmen - How is this mural going to stop the open air drug market?

Two years ago DevCorp North failed in it's $25,000, three month, holistic, private security service. Last year DevCorp North started installing video cameras. Neither worked - yet both cost the tax payers a ton of money, padding Kim Bares ever expanding bank-account. And no one's any safer today.

How is this mural going to make Morse Avenue any safer, if those two programs didn't?

So, listen to Kim. She'll show and tell you just how excited she about the economic development this mural will provide. Personally, I'm not buying it. Are you?
Loyola Blogging

This is just Craig wishing he was a college student, and was able to go to Loyola, but could never afford it.
It also shows he wants to see young underage girls. That’s all.
Craig you are a pig and pervert!

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I've been meaning to run this photo for awhile. It's one of the new buildings popping up on the Loyola University campus. This was taken from the Pratt Pier. It's a nice day everyone, go take a walk, ride or jog by the lake. Check out the view for yourself. It's a beauty.


Dismal Ribbon Cutting Turn-out - Joe Still Preaches to the Choir
This just means that Craigie poo was one of the members of Joe Moore’s Choir, but you cant sing, so get over it craig, what voice envy, better than the penis envy you get every time you open a gay porno mag and realize how small your cock is.


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I had a hunch this would happen. After watching this video, can you honestly tell me Joe didn't bring parade 10 year old Zachary out as protection? Kinda like a buffer from the blog media. Knowing he was going to be under heavy questioning, Joe used little Zack to keep the hard questions from coming. And today, it worked. Joe got a pass. But...

... I did get my weekends entertainment in. I got to pick Zacks little brain. And boy, can the kid talk. Must get that from the old man. 

The crowd was estimated at 30 people. At least 2/3's (20 or so) of those in attendance were members of Joe's or DevCorp's choir. The poor promotion by DevCorp North is the major factor in the dismal turn-out. That didn't keep everyone from patting themselves on the back.

So with-out further commentary, click the video for Joe's ribbon-less ribbon cutting.

BLOGNOTES: The flyer lied. State Rep. Harry Osterman was a no-show. I guess Harry couldn't find anyone to hide behind.

Monday we'll have the Kim Bares speech.


Deal Gone Down - Everyone's Happy
This is just craig showing a picture of his local dealer and favorite prostitute to call upon.
That’s the view out of his back window/porch. So Gangbangers and My Hommies, look at the view, that’s where he is, go get him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He wants you to come over and teach him about drugs and help him overdose and die.

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They woke me up again this morning at a ungodly hour. Four o'clock in the morning. As I looked down the alley I saw over a dozen shadowy figures. They were mostly dressed in long, down-to-their-knees, white t-shirts. They were yelling and making a bunch of noise. Thankfully, no gunshots were heard. 

By Five o'clock AM, they were still working the 1300 block of Morse, Glenwood to Lunt, and all point in between.

At 6:40 AM, I caught them making a sale, handing-off a white rock to the black lady in the camouflage over-alls. It all happened in a blink of an eye. They were right under my window, so I couldn't get the exact hand-off on camera. But believe me, that's what happened. I did get a photograph as they went back to the 1300 block of West Morse Avenue. Happy as can be. Wonder if they'll still be around for the ribbon cutting this morning?
Is Being A Poor Neighborhood "Progressive?"
Well, when you leave rogers park with the rest of the dip sticks that bash rogers park, the per capita income will sky rocket and property values will rise immediately, so Craig and the jerk off’s, MOVE!!!!!!
Help make my condo worth more, help raise property values and move

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According to a new report, Rogers Park is "emerging as one of the low-income neighborhoods" of Chicago. This clearly contradicts what DevCorp North and the Joe Moore have been feeding us these past few years. Instead of being on the upswing, this report shows Rogers Park is falling into a deep pit of poorness. Is this what the progressive 49th ward political leadership has in mind for the future of Rogers Park?

Timely Repair on Skate Park Fence
It's not in the 49th ward, but it's a issue that has been bothering me for over a month. I use the Wilson Avenue Skate Park quite often - and the above fence had been torn down by some vandals. It's broken state was left unattended longer than it should've been. 

So last Friday, I posted this story on the Uptown Updater. I was hoping to get quicker results than what I had been use to getting in the past in dealing with problems in the 46th ward. Well, I can tell you with confidence, the fence has been repaired.

Graffiti Artists Caught Red-Handed

Craigie is just showing his nephew’s alter ego and secret life.
Craig, how much was his bail?
Can he keep riding that little rice burner you call a bike??

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Three vandals, posing as graffiti artists, were caught in the early morning hours, after criminally damaging property in the 6300 block of North Broadway. Two offenders tried to escape on the roof of the building, but police called in the fire trucks, using their ladders as assistance to apprehend the alleged suspects.

BLOGNOTES: Criminal damage to property seems like a slap on the wrist for all the man-power these three graffiti artists have caused. First, the police and fire department time and equipment used to capture these three. Then the court time. Not to mention the city services in time and money to remove the defacing caused by the spay-painting trio. I'm told this happens at this location at least once a week. And, I'm told, these weren't local artists.

Question of the day. What would you see as the proper punishment?
* Man Spotted With Gun on Morse Avenue
The person was actually Craig in Black Face, as to throw the cops off and defile the afro Americans in our community.

Good Job Craigie!

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A 911 call came in last night, around 1:15 a.m., reporting a black man with a gun in his hand. No shots were fire, just a exposed gun was seen. The alleged gun-toter was spotted in the 1500 block of West Morse Avenue, right near last weekends city sponsored, gun turn-in program. 

This sighting comes just 24 hours after I heard gun-shots on Morse Avenue. A slow down order was given by the patrol officer arriving on scene. No word if the gun and owner were captured.