Showing posts with label Twisting words to suit himself and no one else. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twisting words to suit himself and no one else. Show all posts

Sunday, June 29, 2008

More Bullshit from Craig

Well, Today, Craig and his little puppet got assaulted by Scotty the local drunk bum, loiterer, but the 2 fuck heads vbrought it on themselves, acting like a bunch of ambulance chasing lawyers, and running to the "breaking story" at Jarvis and Greenview.

So I ask you 2 dipshits this - if you had not run to the scene of the "crime", would you have been bothered by Scotty, because he is too old and frail of a drunk to be considered a threat worth of being called an assault.

And, Craig, the posters were at least torn down, unlike the Morseland's posters, which are in fact of an event that has already passed - and they are still up you dick head. It just goes to show once again, you'll do what ever the fuck you have to do in order to make people, businesses or what ever you don't like look bad - plain and simple - you're scum, who bashes those who don't agree with you.

Now about this "grifter"
1. Craig if he came anywhere near you, you'd run away like the little bitch you are, call the police, and run back to the guy to try and claim victory and glory for being a little wuss. Didn't your father teach you to be a man? Teach you to stand up for yourself?
I guess not, considering the bullshit and lies you spew. Maybe all of the abuse led you to be this attention starved ego maniac.

2. Sooner or later, he'll pick on the wrong person, and will get caught by the police doing something stupid, just like you craig do stupid shit all of the time.

So currently it's grifter this and grifter that, but in what a few days, it's be Joe Moore this and Joe Moore that - just like the broken record that you are.

Here - your "blog" summer up in a song (sing to the theme song from the Banana Splits)
Blah Blah Blah, Blah BLah BLah Blah, Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Just a bunch of Bullshit and garbage - like the company you keep, Tom Mannis, Lorraine Swanson - Garbage and shit stick together

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Craig's " I Got Nothing - You're right, and you're a piece of SHIT

That's Right, you got nothing Craigie Poo, except, lets see, a nephew who you live vicariously though, because it seems he has talent, where you have none, and lets see what Ilse, a condo in Rogers Park (the area you claim to "love" but talk badly about instead of actually getting off of your ass and from behind your computer and being physically active in the community) next to the soon to be abandoned 1345 w. lunt building, a moped, A trust fund and a magazine ( so you don't really have to work for a living and you can show off how much mney daddy actually left you, and "rub it in everyone's face that you don't have to work, an we in Rogers Park have to, so you have the time to post and do all of this BULLSHIT you call "reporting", but drive almost all of us around Gay Chicago CRAZY to the point of going postal or quitting every time you show up) and wait this blog.

Will you just SHUT THE FUCK UP???????

You're a biased liar who wouldn't know the truth if it bit you in the face, or little wee wee, but it would need a magnafying glass from what I saw you and whats his name doing in the bathroom at the office.

PS, on a side note, Rogers, you can suck my big fucking dick. Shut the fuck up - put your hands through a saw blade so you can never type again, better yet, First, cut out your voice box, so no one can ever lose IQ points by listening to you, then go get castrated, because an idiot, such as yourself should NEVER, I repeat, NEVER have kids, then saw off your hands.

You'd be doing the world a favor. Then you can go live with the scumbuckets you love so much and are such a part of, you know, the fat and lazy "people" (and I use the term loosley) we see, who cram tons of shit into their mouths putting on punds of fat every day, wearing those fucking doo rags, with imitation jeans, made by an imitation company, smoking "Newport Longa", black and Milds and Blunts, drinking Martell, Remy and Henessey, 40's of Cheap as malt liqour, living off of hard working people like a good portion of Rogers PArk, myself included, (but Craig is not inluded, because he's a trust fund baby and dooesn't have to work, and wouldn't know what a good hard days work means because he's never really worked a day in his life) We know Rogers you don't work and live off of the people of the land growing fat, so just kiss my ass!

Infact, Come on by Gay Chicago's Offices, I'll introduce myself with a nice "surprise" you cocksucking, ass licking, salad tossing, shit eating, cum swallowing, fruity bastard, who was the October 2007 Whee Morse Hell Hole Says Bukaki recipient of the month!

You might even get a second month of splatter dufus!

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Boner of the Month Award

Yup You guessed it, once again, It's Craig Gernhardt!!!!!!!!

Not really a surprise, but you never know, those sluts Toni or Jocelyn might win it, maybe even hugh or tom Mannis!

But Craig gets the boner this month for his his blog's th birthday.

Actually, it's not for it's birthday, it's for the party Craigie Poo Poo is throwing for the celebration.

First off, it's at a bike event, in Las Vegas, so it's convenient for C. Poo Poo, and he can show off to all of you bloggers, henceforth, stroking his ego publically to get himself off.

Second, it's on Las Vegas, not Rogers Park, the home he claims to love and Cherish SOOOOOO Much.

Why not have the party in one of the local establishments that will still let you patronize them, or a place that does not know of you, your bullshit and your antics?
Why not have the party locally so EVERYONE can attend?
Why not have the party at one of the local businesses that would be helped by the financials of having a party at their establishment, rather than spen all of the money you would on the trip to the big wheel event, and give back to the community - even have a per person donation to help you and your supporters from having to foot the whole bill (we know how cheap you are)

Here a list of local buisnesses that could possibly hold and cater to such an event:

The Morseland?
Dukes?
Ennui?
Morse Gyros - you know the one you call gang gang gyros?
The Heartland Cafe - but they don't like you much there?
Panini Panini?
Charmers Cafe?
Poitin Stil?
Lakeside Cafe?
Ambrosia?
El Famous Burrito Place - recently Expanded?
The A and T Grill?
Thai Rice Cafe on Sheridan?
Cafe Suron?
Leona's?
Capt'n Nemo's?
Giordanos?
Fabi's on Clark (Former Location of Campeche)?
Grande Noodles?
Big Buns and Pita?

I could go on, but I am sure you get my point.
Why not try to give back to the community?

It's beacuse you are self centered, and egomaniac who needs to stroke his own ego, and worthelss.

Happy All Saints Day, now GO TO CHURCH!!! PRAY FOR YOUR SOUL!!!!!

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Third Annual Farwell Block Party - The Real Take about This

Craig you are a worthless sack of shit for taking something that is community orrientated and twisting it into something as full of shit as you are.

Then so people don't pay attention to your blog about the block party you put a bunch of stupid posts to distrract from the fact that you are an asshole, and truly do not give a shit about our great and wonderful area.

I'll even venture to bet that you have some bullshit to say about the Glenwood Ave. Arts Fest don't you you stupid fuck!!!!


Some day, Karma will catch up to you and you'll get every last thing you desrve.

I'm not even going to bother posting the original post on this because it's just wrong to promote your bullshit about it.